KINKY TIMES!!!

[ceebee_eebee]

Happpy Day O'Classic, Part Four: The Sara Kingdom of the Crystal Kroll, everybody!!! In my entirely undemocratic way, I have decided to do an extremely bizarre Classic Doctor picspam.

One of the main things I've noticed about the Doctor is that he is a kinky bastard, no matter WHAT body he wears. So, here is an exceedingly random collection of classic Doctor pictures that I hope will please and titillate. Or, at least, make you point and laugh. \o/



The Doctor seems to spend an inordinate amount of time unconscious. I'm not sure if that's just because he allows his breath-play to get out of control, or because the powers that be have their own kinks when it comes to him.

Sometimes he's passed out in the TARDIS:







Sometimes he's passed out with friends:









Occasionally, he's in a box:



And he has even been known to enjoy a crowd of onlookers:



The Seventh Doctor prefers solitude for his dramatic unconsciousness:





I can only imagine it's THIS type of behavior that leads to his passing out all over the place. The Doctor REALLY needs a safe word:







Especially with the Master:



The other major kink that the Doctor engages in on a regular basis is bondage. The Sixth Doctor especially loved getting tied up:









He had that very much in common with Three, who loved it the most if it was the Master doing the binding:



I think Jo might have shared the kink. No wonder they got along so well. ;-)





The Fourth Doctor was into it:





But I think he enjoyed it more when he got to slap the cuffs on Romana.



And let's not forget the Second Doctor (though I suspect he and Jamie played most of their kinky games off-screen):



Or the Eighth Doctor:



Who had a tendency to let his bondage games get a bit out of control:



The first Doctor liked getting tied up with his granddaughter, which I'm not sure I approve of outside of fanfic:



But that's not all. The Doctor has been known to try out a little knife-play at times:





And who knows WHAT the hell this is all about:





Poor Doctor.



At least he got the chance to relax with insane despots once in a while:



So, there you go. KINKY!!! If you have anymore photographic evidence of the Doctor's sexy-time games, PLEASE SHARE!

Comments

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

That first pile from Pyramids of Mars may be the perfect cap, at least from that serial.

What is Seven doing to Ace's boob?

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew! Or maybe not. It might be more awesome remaining forever a mystery.

[mysticalchild_isis]

Woo, Jamie is showing some THIGH!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Right?! You can practically see all the way to the goods! He had the sexiest legs EVER. I wonder if they still look good...

[amaresu]

This was a thing of beauty.

Someone needs to make icons of these.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

PLEASE DO!!!!

I wish I'd had more time to work on it, but I have company and it ended up being a bit of a rush job.

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

Kinky!! :P

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Isn't he just ;-)

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Since you've asked for it, I'm more than happy to oblige. Have some Two/Jamie knife-play:





And, as you can see, Alexander wants to join in as well, though Ben and Polly seem less than impressed.

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

WIN.

Were it not for the tragic demise of my hard drive, I would happily oblige with four or five separate instances of unconscious Seven. But I reckon you've got enough to get the point across here.

Edit--Oops, sorry--meant to reply to the main post. :P

[eve11]

Who had a tendency to let his bondage games get a bit out of control:

*dies*

I guess for evidence, it's a real shame Minuet In Hell was only audio.

Oh, wait, no it isn't. Anyway, top marks! I especially love the catchall "wtf?" category!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I especially love the catchall "wtf?" category!

Right?! I wish I'd had more time to work on this but yesterday and today were insane. Terrible timing.

[marah-sarie.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee! Excellent picspam! Except you forgot the bit in Frontier in Space when Three takes off his belt and uses it as a whip against the Master! Fortunately, I just, er, happen to have some caps of it (*cough*), although I'm afraid they're a bit blurry and can't quite capture the sheer awesomeness of the moment:





The Master, I think, rather likes this turn of events:






I AM NOT QUITE SURE HOW THIS IS A KIDS SHOW, REALLY.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

okaaaaay... that was not in the novelisation. *goes to find episode*

[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

Ahem, you forgot THE BEST ONE:

[silly-cleo.livejournal.com]

:D!

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

I approve of this picspam! Oh Doctor, you naughty boy!

PS. I still think YOU should do the Companion in Doctor's clothes picspam. It will be much more thorough than mine would be!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I totally will, but I need your help. Next week, when I have some more time to work on it, we can pool our resources. Sound like a plan?

[usuallyhats]

FILTH!

In other words, excellent picspam :D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you, darling. He really is a dirty old man. ;-)

[silly-cleo.livejournal.com]

*LMAO!* :D I'm glad you were undemocratic, this is fabulous. ;D

I feel it should've included his tendency to grope his companions. See a) Romana's boob and b) Harry's crotch. ;D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Harry's crotch? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[ravenskyewalker.livejournal.com]

I'd be laughing my head off if I didn't happen to be in a library. This is great beyond words!

[rembrandt13.livejournal.com]

Ah, bless lovely lil' ravenskyewalker for pointing to me to this glorious picspam. If I might be allowed to add to the pile...as I did in this entry (http://rembrandt13.livejournal.com/287679.html) and with this macro:

(http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk58/LKSno7/Macros/?action=view&current=perfectlyplausible2.jpg)

If I ever get a dang keygen for Photoshop, I am SO coming back here to make icons. Fabulous photo assortment--well done indeed! :D *clappy hands*

[livii.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D BRILLIANT.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

::MWAH::

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

that picture of seven dusting off ace's chest (or.. whatever he's doing with that eraser) is my New Favourite Thing.

also: I LOVE YOU. :D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

The feeling is so fucking mutual, dude. And I love that pic SO much. Mostly for the expressions on their faces.

[tilly-stratford.livejournal.com]

You are awesome!

I quite liked the picture of Three being tied up by the Master, but I'm not sure I want the world to know that. ...Oops.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE! And I think the Doctor quite likes it as well. ;-)

[iko.livejournal.com]

Awesome picspam! That Doctor in that TARDIS does get up to many kinky things.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

That he does. ::happy sigh::

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

Dear elyssadc and everyone who has commented on this picpspam:

YOU HAVE ALL WON AT LIFE AND THE INTERNET.

That's all.

:D

omg Unexpected Nekkid One. That might be my favorite part of the whole spam, except then there's the pic with McCoy brushing dust off Sophie Aldred's chest. And the knifey space pirates. And The Deadly Assassin. And Colin Baker. And...well...the rest of the picspam.

Also, I should be able to get you caps of at least some of the tentacle bondage going on in The Claws of Axos, the handcuffed-to-a-chair scene in The Sea Devils, and the Day of the Daleks tortureporn, but it might have to wait until tomorrow, as I have lots of reading I'm skipping out on at the moment. But it will be done! The Kink Agenda must be exposed for what it is!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

THERE MUST BE TENTACLE BONDAGE!!!!

[jo-mako.livejournal.com]

This is a freaking thing of beauty!

[ionlylurkhere.livejournal.com]

Brilliant picspam!

And Jo definitely shared the kink -- all that talk of "escapology". (And how else did they practice?)

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

For serious. That saucy little minx.

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Fabulous post. I fuckin' approve:D.

Harry's crotch (I think Tom even says "see what I did there?" on the commentary):


One also does rather pervy things to the Monk:


And I know this isn't bondage, but hatesex smooching counts, yes?

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

HELL YES. EXCELLENT KINK ADDITIONS!!!!

And I'm starting to think he First Doctor was into some serious knife play. None of the other incarnations played around with blades like that. Interesting...

[ladyhalbourne]

Haha, great pic dump :D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Thank you, kindly. ;-)

[evil_plotbunny]

You missed the Three and Sarah bondage scene (handcuffs! - see icon) in Invasion of the Dinosaurs, and Three's gropage of Sarah in The Five Doctors.

A picspam I did about the Doctor groping Sarah (with a bigger picture of the bondage scene.

And one I did about the Doctor's issues with personal space.

[evil_plotbunny]

I forgot to say this was otherwise marvellous.

[nam-jai.livejournal.com]

Whew! *fans self* Fantastic picspam, including the additions in the comments!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Yay! I can't tell you how pleased I was that everyone got into it. The comment pics kick ass.

[ghost2.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard right now, I can barely type. Great picspam! I think my favorites are Seven & Ace, and Romana and the cuffs, but everything's terrific.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Thank you, darling! I'm glad you enjoyed it. ;-)

[carawj.livejournal.com]

HEE! For the fabulous, wonderful, hysterical WIN! Brilliant picspam, and I may never stop laughing at the commentary! :D