KINKY TIMES!!!

[ceebee_eebee]

Happpy Day O'Classic, Part Four: The Sara Kingdom of the Crystal Kroll, everybody!!! In my entirely undemocratic way, I have decided to do an extremely bizarre Classic Doctor picspam.

One of the main things I've noticed about the Doctor is that he is a kinky bastard, no matter WHAT body he wears. So, here is an exceedingly random collection of classic Doctor pictures that I hope will please and titillate. Or, at least, make you point and laugh. \o/



The Doctor seems to spend an inordinate amount of time unconscious. I'm not sure if that's just because he allows his breath-play to get out of control, or because the powers that be have their own kinks when it comes to him.

Sometimes he's passed out in the TARDIS:







Sometimes he's passed out with friends:









Occasionally, he's in a box:



And he has even been known to enjoy a crowd of onlookers:



The Seventh Doctor prefers solitude for his dramatic unconsciousness:





I can only imagine it's THIS type of behavior that leads to his passing out all over the place. The Doctor REALLY needs a safe word:







Especially with the Master:



The other major kink that the Doctor engages in on a regular basis is bondage. The Sixth Doctor especially loved getting tied up:









He had that very much in common with Three, who loved it the most if it was the Master doing the binding:



I think Jo might have shared the kink. No wonder they got along so well. ;-)





The Fourth Doctor was into it:





But I think he enjoyed it more when he got to slap the cuffs on Romana.



And let's not forget the Second Doctor (though I suspect he and Jamie played most of their kinky games off-screen):



Or the Eighth Doctor:



Who had a tendency to let his bondage games get a bit out of control:



The first Doctor liked getting tied up with his granddaughter, which I'm not sure I approve of outside of fanfic:



But that's not all. The Doctor has been known to try out a little knife-play at times:





And who knows WHAT the hell this is all about:





Poor Doctor.



At least he got the chance to relax with insane despots once in a while:



So, there you go. KINKY!!! If you have anymore photographic evidence of the Doctor's sexy-time games, PLEASE SHARE!

Comments

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

That first pile from Pyramids of Mars may be the perfect cap, at least from that serial.

What is Seven doing to Ace's boob?

[mysticalchild_isis]

Woo, Jamie is showing some THIGH!

[amaresu]

This was a thing of beauty.

Someone needs to make icons of these.

[persiflage-1.livejournal.com]

Kinky!! :P

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Since you've asked for it, I'm more than happy to oblige. Have some Two/Jamie knife-play:





And, as you can see, Alexander wants to join in as well, though Ben and Polly seem less than impressed.

[eve11]

Who had a tendency to let his bondage games get a bit out of control:

*dies*

I guess for evidence, it's a real shame Minuet In Hell was only audio.

Oh, wait, no it isn't. Anyway, top marks! I especially love the catchall "wtf?" category!

[marah-sarie.livejournal.com]

Eeeeee! Excellent picspam! Except you forgot the bit in Frontier in Space when Three takes off his belt and uses it as a whip against the Master! Fortunately, I just, er, happen to have some caps of it (*cough*), although I'm afraid they're a bit blurry and can't quite capture the sheer awesomeness of the moment:





The Master, I think, rather likes this turn of events:






I AM NOT QUITE SURE HOW THIS IS A KIDS SHOW, REALLY.

[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

Ahem, you forgot THE BEST ONE:

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

I approve of this picspam! Oh Doctor, you naughty boy!

PS. I still think YOU should do the Companion in Doctor's clothes picspam. It will be much more thorough than mine would be!

[usuallyhats]

FILTH!

In other words, excellent picspam :D

[silly-cleo.livejournal.com]

*LMAO!* :D I'm glad you were undemocratic, this is fabulous. ;D

I feel it should've included his tendency to grope his companions. See a) Romana's boob and b) Harry's crotch. ;D

[silly-cleo.livejournal.com]

:D!

[ravenskyewalker.livejournal.com]

I'd be laughing my head off if I didn't happen to be in a library. This is great beyond words!

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

okaaaaay... that was not in the novelisation. *goes to find episode*

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

WIN.

Were it not for the tragic demise of my hard drive, I would happily oblige with four or five separate instances of unconscious Seven. But I reckon you've got enough to get the point across here.

Edit--Oops, sorry--meant to reply to the main post. :P

[eve11]

omg. *spurts beer out nose* Here, have an internets.

[rembrandt13.livejournal.com]

Ah, bless lovely lil' ravenskyewalker for pointing to me to this glorious picspam. If I might be allowed to add to the pile...as I did in this entry (http://rembrandt13.livejournal.com/287679.html) and with this macro:

(http://s277.photobucket.com/albums/kk58/LKSno7/Macros/?action=view&current=perfectlyplausible2.jpg)

If I ever get a dang keygen for Photoshop, I am SO coming back here to make icons. Fabulous photo assortment--well done indeed! :D *clappy hands*

[livii.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D BRILLIANT.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew! Or maybe not. It might be more awesome remaining forever a mystery.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Right?! You can practically see all the way to the goods! He had the sexiest legs EVER. I wonder if they still look good...

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

PLEASE DO!!!!

I wish I'd had more time to work on it, but I have company and it ended up being a bit of a rush job.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Isn't he just ;-)

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

THAT IS SO F-ING BRILLIANT I CAN'T EVEN STAND IT. You please me. You please me SO much.

[amaresu]

My version of making icons is the crop and resize functions. Hoping someone else takes the initiative.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I especially love the catchall "wtf?" category!

Right?! I wish I'd had more time to work on this but yesterday and today were insane. Terrible timing.