Why cats are evil, reason #827,200,981

[ceebee_eebee]

So, I am leaving for Chicago in the morning for work and to visit my brother. I got my suitcase out last night and left it in the living room. I came home to a very foul odor. What odor, you ask? My fucking cat PEED IN MY SUITCASE!!!!

I mean, it's flattering that she misses me so much when I am gone that she would go to those lengths to keep me here, but still. SHE PISSED IN MY FUCKING SUITCASE.

She's lucky she's so cute or she'd be out on her furry little ass.


Also? Photoshop is too hard. I try to follow the tutorials and they don't come out even CLOSE to the way they are supposed to. I am beginning to get discouraged and that is bad, bad, bad.

Comments

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

No joke! But I am such a pushover it's pathetic. I can't imagine what I'm gonna be like as a mother. I can't ever stay mad at her for more than 3 minutes. Even when I am trying to scrub out pee stains, or cleaning up her puke. She's JUST SO CUTE! What can I do.

[mandysbitch.livejournal.com]

Kids are easier. You can say, "you should not pee in my suitcase because..." (eventually). I've tried reasoning with my cat and she gives me that look that says, "you *know* I don't speak human!"

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yeah, I called my mom to tell her what happened and she and my father couldn't stop laughing. She said I couldn't blame the cat because she was only trying to get her point across with the tools available to her. It was MY fault for leaving the suitcase out. I kind of agree. I love that cats have no remorse.