Why cats are evil, reason #827,200,981

[ceebee_eebee]

So, I am leaving for Chicago in the morning for work and to visit my brother. I got my suitcase out last night and left it in the living room. I came home to a very foul odor. What odor, you ask? My fucking cat PEED IN MY SUITCASE!!!!

I mean, it's flattering that she misses me so much when I am gone that she would go to those lengths to keep me here, but still. SHE PISSED IN MY FUCKING SUITCASE.

She's lucky she's so cute or she'd be out on her furry little ass.


Also? Photoshop is too hard. I try to follow the tutorials and they don't come out even CLOSE to the way they are supposed to. I am beginning to get discouraged and that is bad, bad, bad.

Comments

[mandysbitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, kitty! There are days when I have to remind myself, "I love my kitty, I love my kitty..."

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

No joke! But I am such a pushover it's pathetic. I can't imagine what I'm gonna be like as a mother. I can't ever stay mad at her for more than 3 minutes. Even when I am trying to scrub out pee stains, or cleaning up her puke. She's JUST SO CUTE! What can I do.

[mandysbitch.livejournal.com]

Kids are easier. You can say, "you should not pee in my suitcase because..." (eventually). I've tried reasoning with my cat and she gives me that look that says, "you *know* I don't speak human!"

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yeah, I called my mom to tell her what happened and she and my father couldn't stop laughing. She said I couldn't blame the cat because she was only trying to get her point across with the tools available to her. It was MY fault for leaving the suitcase out. I kind of agree. I love that cats have no remorse.

[wondygal.livejournal.com]

Eep! Cats are totally evil. I love them. Clearly a sign that their evil plans work.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! She got her point across veeeeery clearly. Well done, her. Nothing but adorable, fur covered evil.

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

You didn't have stuff in your suitcase, right?

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

No! Ugh, thank god. I can't even imagine what I would be doing if she'd peed on my suit or something. Holy crap, that would have been a disaster of epic proportions. No, just my brand new empty suitcase. Damn cat.

[mysticalchild_isis]

My cat bears a grudge against the suitcase, but he expresses his grudge by getting in it and refusing to move. Slightly less painful.

Photoshop is very hard, and takes quite a bit of getting used to. Just try fiddling around with it yourself for awhile, and try out the very, very basic tutorials. It took me a long while to get the fundamentals (I don't want to think about how long it took me to understand layers), and even now, with a couple years under the belt, there are functions I don't really understand completely.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's totally beating me. I don't care about most of the functions, I just want to be able to make images crisper and change the coloring on icons. I'm gonna need a few days of nothing but photoshop, alas this week won't be it because I'm out of town. What I really need is to find someone in my RL who knows how to use it and can show me. Trying to work it out vi the written word definitely isn't working for me.

[madush69.livejournal.com]

See about getting Microsoft Picture It...so easy even a fat almost 40-year-old Irishman can use it.




(I'm the fat almost 40-year-old Irishman.)

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Ha! Not good enough! MUST LEARN PHOTOSHOP!!! I shall not let it defeat me, damn it.