Why I am the stupidest drunk you know.

[ceebee_eebee]

So, this past saturday night I got pretty wasted. Not all that shocking or anything, but there it is. I get home around 3am, and being the responsible drinker that I am, I go get a glass of water (1/3 vitamin water with 2/3 tap water, my favorite drunk beverage) and put it next to my bed for when I invariably wake up during the night parched as hell. Only, I can't sleep. I'm tossing and turning for hours. Then what happens? One of my pillows knocks over the glass and sends the water flying in the direction of my laptop.

Yeah, you read that right.

So it's like 5:30 in the morning, I'm still wasted, and I'm trying to clean this shit up. It didn't actually seem that bad at the time, so I dried the computer off and went back to sleep.

Fast-forward to Sunday afternoon when I finally drag my hungover ass out of bed and turn the computer on. What do I discover? There is a HUGE BLOB OF LIGHTNESS ON THE WHOLE BOTTOM HALF OF THE SCREEN. It looks almost like there is water trapped between the screen and whatever's behind it. I can't even deal with how fucked up this is. I just know I am going to have to bring this to the apple store where they are then going to charge me hundreds of dollars to replace the screen and keep my computer hostage for days and days.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!

I weep.

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[runtling.livejournal.com]

Awww! D: I'm sorry. -hugs-