Oh, kitty.

[ceebee_eebee]

Why my cat is both awesome and totally disgusting:

6:22 am. I'm fast asleep, laying on my back, kitty asleep on my chest. Next thing I know I hear the telltale horking noise and I feel her moving. Before I can react? Puke. Right on the blanket on my chest.

But that wasn't enough. No, not for MY cat. Next thing I know she's pulling the blanket OFF of me to try and cover it up.

If I hadn't been laughing so hard I think I would have killed her.

Oh, Callisto. Why so gross?

Comments

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

Ah cats! Nowhere else would you find such a mixture of adorable and utterly disgusting.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Exactly! They do some of the most horrendously yucky shit and you just look at that furry face and it's like...oh, well.

[azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com]

Heee.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Yup. Pretty much my reaction. Lucky for kitty. ;-)

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

CATS ARE GROSS.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Totally. But also so cute it's stupid. Lucky for them.

[nentari.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

You ain't kiddin'. VERY rude way to wake up.

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, kitty" is right.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

She's SUCH a puker. It's ridiculous. She's lucky I love her so much.

[niffler09.livejournal.com]

As much as I'd love to have a cat, I'm sometimes really glad that I don't!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. There is a lot of vomit involved, it's true. But I couldn't live without kitties.

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

I guess it's a good thing for her that she's cute, but she is hella cute.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Awww. Thank you! I look at her face and it just melts me. Which is lucky for her considering what a little puker she is.

[amaresu]

At least she was trying to cover it up?


Oh kitty indeed. She is a cutie.

[happydalek.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tear* That is the best story eva. (I live in a house with three cats, and so far today am 0 for 2 in trying to catch cat puke before it hits the carpet. Cats.)

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I feel like they LIVE to puke on carpets. Most of my place is hardwood, but she will actively seek out the rugs when she gets nauseous. It's evil. EVIL.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

awwwe, she tried to clean it up in her kitty way that doesn't actually work. am so glad neither of my cats made puking a regular habit.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Seriously?! How the hell did YOU get to be so lucky? My cat is bulimic. I'm sure of it.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

well, the one who isn't really our cat but pretty much is since he's been living here since march does have a habit of pissing on our stuff when he's disgruntled. he's lucky he's really fucking cute.

clementine doesn't throw up or piss on things. she just likes to go crazy and jump on your back randomly, or sit in your lap and suckle her foot. which is what she's doing now.