My favorite thing I've read today.

[ceebee_eebee]

Your Uterus Has Been Recalled.

Oh, interwebs. How I love thee.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

...a pink plushie uterus with little purple ovaries? Damn, now I kinda want one.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Just don't let any little kids munch on it and I think you're good to go. ;-)

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

Omg I want one! I had another of their plushies, a stomach or something.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

It's actually crazy adorable. But potentially deadly!

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

Certainly sounds like a uterus...

[niffler09.livejournal.com]

Who buys their kid a plush uterus anyway? I mean I'm all for sexual education but when I was that age I got a stuffed rabbit & loved it dearly. I find the image of a little kid that's dragging around its plush uterus/liver/brain a bit strange O.o

[stoplookingup.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I had to wipe the spit off the keyboard. Especially at the part about how pulling on the fallopian tubes makes the ovaries pop off.

[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

I hate it when people bite my fallopian tubes.

[runtling.livejournal.com]

-chokes- XD
God, that reminds me- I saw this thing that someone crocheted... it was a tampon cosy that was shaped like a uterus. XDDD

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

Those are crazy adorable and I wish I wasn't afraid of tampons just so I could use those. Especially the pink one eee I love pink.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I wish I wasn't afraid of tampons

Ok, wait. What? Afraid?! More data, please.

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

I really can't be shoving a stick up my gash and walking around with it for a week, it just ain't natural.