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Jul. 8th, 2007 12:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ceebee_eebeeOk. My plans for this evening fell through, so I figure it's a perfect time to catch up on some more SPN story recs. The writers in this fandom are just so damn prolific and amazing that it's hard to keep up. Anyway, here's the next batch of brilliant work.
Because I am in an oddly good mood considering I'm home on a Saturday night, I bring you my favorite light-hearted and surprisingly angst-free stories
(All stories are Wincest, unless otherwise noted)
Curious to know what my most favoritist SPN story in the whole wide world is? Well, wonder no more, because it's:
Dean Gets It Where He Can by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ethrosdemon
Why is this my favorite? Here's a hint:
Dean jacks off fast and quiet in the shower most days. He doesn't think about powderpuff pretty girls with freckles and pigtails letting him fuck their asses against their better judgment anymore. Now he has three very specific scenes of Sam being fucked in ass.
One is Sam with most of his clothes on being fucked by Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How he even came up with that, he has no idea.
Two is Sam on his elbows and knees with his face pressed into grimy hotel carpet taking it from Steve McQueen. Steve's wearing a leather motorcycle jacket. That appears to be important on some level to Dean's sex drive.
Three Dean would rather die than ever admit to.
Yeah. If you haven't read this story already, what are you still doing here? GO NOW.
And for some more angst-less fun:
You Can't Blame Will o' Wisps bymikhale
As the author put it, "1,562 words of snark and porn."
"Look Dean, I believed your orgy stories. But homicidal cows? Sorry, not buying it."
"Man, you should have seen the hoof shaped bruises I had. I had to tell Dad that I got them from a dominatrix, you know."
"Why didn't you tell him that you got it from a homicidal cow?"
"Because that fucking steak-bitch trampled me all over, Sam. I had bruises all over my body. What would have Dad thought of me if I told him that a hell-cow kicked my ass? I have a reputation to protect, man."
"And yet you're telling me."
"Well, the way I see it, Sammy, you'll always be lamer than me, so it's okay to tell you."
HILARIOUS. And hot.
Don't Step on the Grass, Sam bymona1347
I am pretty sure this has become an SPN fandom classic, but it's just so damn good I couldn't not include it. And honestly? Stoned!Dean is one of the greatest things in the universe. There can never be enough Dean-getting-high stories. Not ever.
And on that note:
Motivational byantiship
I love this story so much it hurts me. It's got ANDY in it! And he's AWESOME!!! I don't want to say too much about the plot but it works for me in every possible way. And did I mention...ANDY!!! And the awesome van! And WEEEEEEEEEEED! Oh, I've got so much love for this one.
With a Poodle Under One Arm, and a Two-Foot Salami Under the Other bytrollprincess
This story had me actually snorting with laughter. I practically busted a gut. But it isn't just hilarious, it's also soooooooooo hot. The warnings?
Bad language, incest, genderswap, bodyswap, threesome
Yup. I mean you really can't possibly go wrong with this one.
Whole Lotta Love bymonster_of_hope (Sam/OFC, Dean/OFC; Pre-Wincest)
They go to a bar and Dean picks up a pair of sisters. Yeah, it's that fabulous. And it manages to still be really hot and wincesty even though Sam and Dean don't actually get it on.
A Cat Without Whiskers bytremblings
All you need to know about this one comes from the author's summary:
Dean is cursed with an inability to self-censor. Therefore, he says exactly what he’s feeling exactly when he’s feeling it, much to both his and Sam’s embarassment.
Some of the funniest shit ever.
And finally, a little more body-swapping because there can never be too much:
Turn It Over And bymonkiedude
and its companion piece
Flip It Back Over byethrosdemon
Again, I think these are considered classics in the fandom, but that really doesn't matter. Even if you've already read them, go read them again. They NEVER get old. Hot and funny and brilliant and perfect in every way.
We'll return to our regularly scheduled Supernatural angst-o-rama at a later, less cheerful date.
Because I am in an oddly good mood considering I'm home on a Saturday night, I bring you my favorite light-hearted and surprisingly angst-free stories
(All stories are Wincest, unless otherwise noted)
Curious to know what my most favoritist SPN story in the whole wide world is? Well, wonder no more, because it's:
Dean Gets It Where He Can by
ethrosdemonWhy is this my favorite? Here's a hint:
Dean jacks off fast and quiet in the shower most days. He doesn't think about powderpuff pretty girls with freckles and pigtails letting him fuck their asses against their better judgment anymore. Now he has three very specific scenes of Sam being fucked in ass.
One is Sam with most of his clothes on being fucked by Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How he even came up with that, he has no idea.
Two is Sam on his elbows and knees with his face pressed into grimy hotel carpet taking it from Steve McQueen. Steve's wearing a leather motorcycle jacket. That appears to be important on some level to Dean's sex drive.
Three Dean would rather die than ever admit to.
Yeah. If you haven't read this story already, what are you still doing here? GO NOW.
And for some more angst-less fun:
You Can't Blame Will o' Wisps by
mikhaleAs the author put it, "1,562 words of snark and porn."
"Look Dean, I believed your orgy stories. But homicidal cows? Sorry, not buying it."
"Man, you should have seen the hoof shaped bruises I had. I had to tell Dad that I got them from a dominatrix, you know."
"Why didn't you tell him that you got it from a homicidal cow?"
"Because that fucking steak-bitch trampled me all over, Sam. I had bruises all over my body. What would have Dad thought of me if I told him that a hell-cow kicked my ass? I have a reputation to protect, man."
"And yet you're telling me."
"Well, the way I see it, Sammy, you'll always be lamer than me, so it's okay to tell you."
HILARIOUS. And hot.
Don't Step on the Grass, Sam by
mona1347I am pretty sure this has become an SPN fandom classic, but it's just so damn good I couldn't not include it. And honestly? Stoned!Dean is one of the greatest things in the universe. There can never be enough Dean-getting-high stories. Not ever.
And on that note:
Motivational by
antishipI love this story so much it hurts me. It's got ANDY in it! And he's AWESOME!!! I don't want to say too much about the plot but it works for me in every possible way. And did I mention...ANDY!!! And the awesome van! And WEEEEEEEEEEED! Oh, I've got so much love for this one.
With a Poodle Under One Arm, and a Two-Foot Salami Under the Other by
trollprincessThis story had me actually snorting with laughter. I practically busted a gut. But it isn't just hilarious, it's also soooooooooo hot. The warnings?
Bad language, incest, genderswap, bodyswap, threesome
Yup. I mean you really can't possibly go wrong with this one.
Whole Lotta Love by
monster_of_hope (Sam/OFC, Dean/OFC; Pre-Wincest)They go to a bar and Dean picks up a pair of sisters. Yeah, it's that fabulous. And it manages to still be really hot and wincesty even though Sam and Dean don't actually get it on.
A Cat Without Whiskers by
tremblingsAll you need to know about this one comes from the author's summary:
Dean is cursed with an inability to self-censor. Therefore, he says exactly what he’s feeling exactly when he’s feeling it, much to both his and Sam’s embarassment.
Some of the funniest shit ever.
And finally, a little more body-swapping because there can never be too much:
Turn It Over And by
monkiedudeand its companion piece
Flip It Back Over by
ethrosdemonAgain, I think these are considered classics in the fandom, but that really doesn't matter. Even if you've already read them, go read them again. They NEVER get old. Hot and funny and brilliant and perfect in every way.
We'll return to our regularly scheduled Supernatural angst-o-rama at a later, less cheerful date.