BEST ARTICLE EVER!!!

[ceebee_eebee]

I suppose in a bid to make up for yesterday's debacle (via lizbee), the universe has gifted us with the most hilarious Who-related article of all time. Written by someone who cleary watches and loves the show.

NINE REASONS WHY THE DOCTOR IS A TERRIBLE TIME LORD.

Seriously. READ THIS NOW.

ETA: If you value your sanity, stay away from the comments section of that article. Ugh.

Comments

[eve11]

Actually, the whole control panel is a series of nonsensical cranks, dials and levers, like one of those faux car dashboards for babies.

That was the part where I nearly snorted hot tea out my nose. Too funny!

Also, reading the comments, it's quite sad how many people just don't get that it's a joke. Oh, crazy fandom.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

It's hilarious! And so true.

Also, reading the comments, it's quite sad how many people just don't get that it's a joke.

No way. Oh, man. I didn't read the comments because I figured they would be appalling, but...wow. Glad I dodged THAT bullet.

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

OH GOD NUMBER 1 YES.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

It was the never-washing-his-clothes bit that really had be rolling.

But I need to edit this to warn people about the comments section. The stupid hurts.

[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[mysticalchild_isis]

Whovian Humor FTW!

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

I shall avoid!

[nina-ds.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear God, the cluelessness, the cluelessness! I couldn't help dipping into the comments, and man. I keep forgetting, most people are really stupid.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

There is not enough headdesk in the UNIVERSE to cover that level of fail.

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

OMG! ♥ Thank you for linking that!

ETA: If you value your sanity, stay away from the comments section of that article. Ugh.

Never will I doubt you again. :P

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Never will I doubt you again. :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I warned you!!!

My brain is still hurting from the concentrated stupid. Oy.

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

"6) Is A Death Magnet, Yet Still Travels to Highly Populated Areas"

MAH FAVORITE. <3333 Oh, that dumbass. XD Also, I really love that the granddaughter issue made number one, because...srsly. I know there's lots of angst involved, but Susan at this point has probably perfected the eyeroll at an expert level of which we mortals can't even conceive, 'cause damn.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Also, I really love that the granddaughter issue made number one, because...srsly.

YES! That's part of the reason the comments are so painful. Obviously the writer is hella familiar with the show because only a real fan would get that Susan is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the number one reason that the Doctor sucks. ;-)