Do me, baby.

[ceebee_eebee]

List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag five people to do the same.

I am totally nicking this meme from vandonovan because it is just too good. I mean, come on. A picspam of fictional characters I want to have dirty, dirty sex with? It's like catnip to me.



Just picking 10 was hard as hell, so I didn't give it to much thought. I just went with the first 10 characters that popped into my head. Obviously this list is not all inclusive (or I would probably crash the interwebs with the size of the picspam) and is liable to change depending on my mood. With that caveat and in no particular order:

1. The Doctor (most specifically Nine. But Two, Three, Six, Seven, and Eight would all be my pleasure.)



2. Captain James T. Kirk (don't even START with me, people. I will love him until the end of time.)



3. Nathan Petrelli (the man oooooooooozes raunchy sex and I am a sucker for that kind of arrogant power.)



4. Xena (do I even need to explain this one?)



5. Batman (so dark, so twisted, so delicious.)



6. Princess Leia (and no, not in the gold bikini. I prefer my women kick ass, and preferably armed.)



7. Starbuck (case in point. Good lord but she is the hottest woman of all time.)



8. Obi-wan Kenobi (I just know he was really a wild man underneath that calm, Jedi exterior.)



9. Zhaan (I have always been bizarrely attracted to blue aliens. No, I can't explain it either.)



10. CJ Cregg (Smart, sexy, articulate, fun, everything I could ever want in a woman.)





Now for the tagging. I'm going to call out livii, eve11, biichan, stunt_muppet, and eponymous_rose. But I strongly encourage anyone who wants to do this meme to go for it because Picspam of Sexy = WIN!

Comments

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Whoa. I adore Allison Janney every single day and twice on Sundays, but I've never seen a picture where she looked so . . . saucy before. Thank you for exposing me to that!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh...then my work here is done. :-)

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

To really really appriciate, you have to see the whole thing:



I love that one, but this is one of my favs:

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

No Fivey?

Lovely pics! Your first and last are on my list too.

I saw Ewan McGregor once.

[fresleyforever.livejournal.com]

I appreciate any pictures of Nathan Petrelli. Good God he does just oooooze sex! *drools*

This is a very interesting meme-I think I will snag this one and save it for later-I've got essays to do! :(

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Good god. Her ass in that dress is just...I need a few minutes.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

No Fivey?

Well, I certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he comes across just a little too fey for me to really be hot for him.

I saw Ewan McGregor once.

In real life? In the flesh? Like...just alive somewhere being mindblowingly sexy?! Bitch.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Yes! Do it! Do it! I want more picspams of hotness.

[wiccagirl24.livejournal.com]

little too fey

I can see that. Better for tea and cuddles?

alive somewhere being mindblowingly sexy?

Yup. Walking down the sidewalk in Times square, looking a little scruffy and wearing a trenchcoat. I called my sis right away.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I can see that. Better for tea and cuddles?.

Yup. And for being hilariously bitchy in a proper way.

Walking down the sidewalk in Times square, looking a little scruffy and wearing a trenchcoat.

Holy crap. I would have probably either passed out right there or done something REALLLLY unwise that ended with me in the back of an NYPD squad car.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

I approve of your Kirk!love. The man got his shirt regularly torn off for a reason, yo. :D

And I'd never seen that picture of Allison Janney either...hot damn.

*moseys off to meme*

[vann.livejournal.com]

I almost added Leia to my list too, but decided against it. I so don't get the Starbuck appeal though, woe. Ahahah. But yes on Nathan Petrelli! :D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I approve of your Kirk!love. The man got his shirt regularly torn off for a reason, yo. :D

YAAAAAAAAAY! I knew at least a FEW people on here would be able to recognize the truth. \o/

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I so don't get the Starbuck appeal though, woe.

It's funny. All the guy BSG fans I talk to pretty much agree with you. For them, it's all about Six or Boomer. But the chicks? Starbuck all the way (and yes, I recognize this is a total generalization, but it works for the purposes of my argument). I think she is the kind of woman that other women want to sleep with. Like Shane on the L Word. She makes straight women gay, and gay women her bitch, ya know?

[vann.livejournal.com]

I guess I really don't know. Because yeah, I'm way more attracted to Six and Boomer. Everyone kept telling me how awesome Starbuck is, but, eh. She'd do something awesome and then almost immediately do something totally retarded that'd make me dislike her.

Perhaps she's just too manly for me? Which is weird, 'cause I do tend to like tomboys. But yeah. She's all yours. I'll take Six and Boomer. :D

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

She's all yours. I'll take Six and Boomer.

I do believe we have ourselves a deal.

(As long as we can agree to time-share Frazer.)

[eve11]

Ah ha ha! Wow. I like most of your list but I am very anti-Nathan Petrelli for some reason. He just bugs me.

Hm, I can't say I think much about this kind of thing, um, but I suppose Audio Eight would top my list, followed by some bad boys in the ilk of Dean Winchester, Han Solo, or maybe Jayne Cobb (What? I love the hat!). Daniel Jackson or Vala Mal Doran (or Daniel Jackson and Vala Mal Doran), Daniel "Oz" Osbourne, Charles Gunn, Max Guevara, and Sidney Crosby.

Oh crap, that last one's a hockey player, not a fictional character! Um, some strange NHL Pittsburgh Penguins RPF version of Sidney Crosby, wherein he is totally as awesome as he is in real life, but is also a crime-fighting superhero with a dark and angsty past.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I fully endorse (most of) you choices!!! With a particular "hell yes" for Vala and Jayne. Jayne Cobb is so dumb and SO hot. Mmmmmmmmm...Jayne. Well done.

Um, some strange NHL Pittsburgh Penguins RPF version of Sidney Crosby, wherein he is totally as awesome as he is in real life, but is also a crime-fighting superhero with a dark and angsty past.

I don't even know who that dude is, but I would totally get behind such a kick ass RPF.

[eve11]

heh, Sid the kid is the new 20-year-old phenom in the NHL who just happens to play for my home team. He is an amazing player, and very cute in a Canadian Hockey Player way :) Last year he was the youngest player ever to win a scoring title in professional sports, I think. Because he does stuff like this. I mean, how much of a stretch is it toward fighting crime??? ;)

[madush69.livejournal.com]

Gwen Cooper from "Torchwood"
(young) Rose Dewitt Bukater from "Titanic"
Elastigirl from "The Incredibles"
Natalie Teeger from "Monk"
Rose from "Doctor Who"
Amelie from "Amelie"
Kaitlin Bree from "Clerks"
Mary Jane Watson from "Spiderman"
Amanda Bloom from "Kyle XY"
Abby Sciuto from "NCIS"

There are many many more, but there's ten for now.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I only know a few of those characters. But I can definitely get behind Gwen Cooper and Rose Tyler.