WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?

[ceebee_eebee]

Why can't I have a pet capybara? LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!!







I want to kiss it right on the nose! Oh, man. I want one. I want one sooooooooo badly.

ETA: Here's an interview with a woman who has one as a pet. I am so jealous it HURTS ME.

Comments

[airie-fairy.livejournal.com]

Oh Jesus Christ, that was about ninety-five times the size I expected.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I just lold so loudly. That's hilarious. I loooooove them. I just found this interview from a woman who has one as a pet. I'm gonna ETA it. They are SO COOL.

[calapine.livejournal.com]

OMG IT IS A GIANT GIANT GUINEA PIGGIE CREATURE. I APPROVE.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Right?! I can't get over how cute they are. And apparently when they're happy they chitter like a bird! Oh, lordy. LOVE!

[calapine.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO HUG IT. AND CONVINCE IT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH MY GUINEA PIGS SO THEY CAN BE CUTE TOGETHER.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I understand! My need to hug it is NEARLY OVERWHELMING.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Goodness, it is huge.

I particularly like the pic of it with the guinea-pig.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

It's like a mini-me version. ;-)

[entangled-now.livejournal.com]

It's so big and cute!

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Right? And it's eyes are just so...chill.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

HOLY FRAK THAT THING IS ENORMOUS.

I mean, cute, yes. But ENORMOUS. It's like a rodent Star Destroyer.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

That might be the single greatest description of all time.

[deensey.livejournal.com]

MY GOD IT IS HUGE!

Why can't you have one?

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

They are semi-aquatic and I live in a condo. But when I retire and buy a house with some land somewhere? I'm gonna have a HERD of these bad boys. Mark my words. ;-)

[deensey.livejournal.com]

AWWWW! SO DAMN CUTE MAN. SO DAMN CUTE. (I guess a bathtub wouldn't work???)

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I WISH. No, it needs a pool. But come on. How awesome will that be someday? A big pool in the backyard with a bunch of capybaras just chillin'?! Just the thinking about it is making me hurt from the cuteness.

[deensey.livejournal.com]

HEE. Now all you need is the house and the pool! And then I'm totally moving in with you.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Someday, Darlin'. Someday...

[deensey.livejournal.com]

WE WILL LIVE IN SIN.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Is there any other way to live?

[deensey.livejournal.com]

HELLS NO

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS* I'd heard of capybaras, but never seen one. They're like giant hampsters with giant schnozzes. But cuter.

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

Just looking at them cheers me up. They have total stoner eyes. Like they should be smoking from a hookah or some shit. I just....EEEEEE, I love them so. And their cute little webbed feet.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

dude, i love capybaras! i have loved them since i was like eight years old. back when i was a young'un i used to draw lots of star trek characters, some from the show, some who i made up, and i had one who was like a giant capybara man. i think he was in security.

i loooooove that pic of the capybara and the guinea pig on the couch together. i showed it to my roommate and he had the funniest expression ever on his face. i was like, "it looks like you can't decide whether you want that to exist or not," and he said, "i can't!!"

[silly-cleo.livejournal.com]

A little late to the party but HEE, IT IS SO CUTE. Thank you SO MUCH for posting it! :D Also the comments are cracking me up. HEE. :D